"A Philadelphia woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly posted an ad on Craigslist offering to perform sex acts in exchange for World Series tickets."
Apparently this lady reeeeeeaaaaalllly wanted a chance to watch the Phillies go for back to back world series titles this year against the Yankees. I have to say I respect this woman's determination and inventiveness. The internet is a wonderful place where you can get virtually anything you want for a price. Apparently that price was giving BJs, ZJs, and HJs for Susan Finkelstein, 43, of Philidelphia, PA. According to police, she advertised herself as a
"buxom, blond, die-hard Phillies fan who was desperately seeking World Series tickets and would have sex to get them."
Her post included such great marketing dialogue as...
""I'm the creative type! Maybe we can help each other"
Ha! She even had the nerve to describe herself as "gorgeous". Listen I could understand this behavior if the Cubs had made it to the world series and she was a diehard Cubs fan, but the Phillies were just there last year and won! And they have a solid team and a solid manager which suggests we havent seen the last of them either.
Apparently, Finkelstein was busted when a police officer responded to her post and she offered to perform various sex acts in exchange for the coveted tickets. I'm assuming that the police officer had the tickets and was ready to make the trade, until he saw what she looked like and decided those box seats were worth more than a raging case of herpes and a new girlfriend.
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