Chicago Bulls Players= Intuition of a Sack of Rocks

 This clip is from Sportsnite, A local Chicago sports show on Comcast Sportsnet. Here's the setup, they are interviewing players Luol Deng, Derrick Rose, and Joakim Noah about their upcoming meeting with Lebron James, Shaq, and the Cavs. Listen to how stupid these supposedly college educated people sound. For those of you who find it difficult to understand, I've written a transcript below.

Deng: "You gotta focus on him, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta try to make the other guys beat you. Like I said you gotta make it tough, ah, you gotta make it tough for him, In terms of ya know...scoring. And ya know the more he shoots really, ya know, the better for the team...if he's not makin 'em."

NO SHIT LUOL!
Now lets see what the star #1 overall pick for the Bulls has to say...

Rose: Random incoherent blabbering...You gotta play...They got good players...We got good players, ya know..We just gotta go out there and compete against them.

THANKS FOR DESCRIBING THE PURPOSE OF THE GAME OF BASKETBALL!

I would put something here about Noah's response, but to be honest I think you all can hear him clearly since he is the most articulate when it comes to pronouncing words in the english language. But that still doesn't hide the fact that these guys have no idea how to express themselves with words. Just a bunch of robots who's DIRECTIVE 1=(robot voice) deliver item of interest (basketball) to target (basket).