Lincecum goes for NL High-Young Award

Tim Lincecum was stopped for speeding in his Mercedes and police allegedy discovered a marijuana pipe and 3.3 grams of pot recently. He filed a plea of not guilty and apparently today agreed to a deal that drops the drug possesion charges that were filed against him and instead forces him to pay a $250 fine. Lincecum isn't the first young MLB player to come out of the hot-boxed closet lately. Cubs catcher, and 2008 Rookie of the Year, Geovanny Soto was surrounded earlier this season by rumors he had failed to get into shape before reporting to training camp this spring due to a sticky green habit and a serious case of the muchies. I can just see Geo talking to his buddies after smokin a fat blunt....

"Get some...sour cream and onion chips...with some dip man..some beef jerkey, some peanut butter, get some haagen dasz icecream bars whole lotta..make sure chocolate..gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn... red popcorn.....Graham crackers, graham crackers with the marshmallows and the little marshmallows and the little chocolate bars and we'll make some smores man! Also celery, grape jelly, captain crunch with the little crunhberries. Pizzas we need two big pizzas man, with water...a whole lotta water....and.................Funyons........yeah!"

It seems like more and more pro athletes are turning to that sweet sweet cheeba in the offseason to relax and wind down. I say let em have their fun. Afterall, these guys work their asses off during the season, so whats wrong with smokin a little herb. It's practically legal in the states now anyway, with entire municipal economies being based on pot in California. There is a line that must be drawn here though, when your star player shows up to training camp with a bat bag in one hand and a bag of Doritos in the other, and you can see smoke billowing out of his Lambo in the parking lot...ya gotta crack the whip, but if these guys wanna catch up on the all the fun they're friends had in high school and college while they were workin on their curveball or running laps, i say go ahead. Afterall, everybody knows bong hits and xbox are only fun for like......
.......hold on its my hit and will someone please hit pause on Madden!